EPIC

A long and far from enjoyable week:

My attemepts to get my ID proven by Titan Poker so i can withdraw have currently been in vain. Please refer to my Post "THE UNBRIDLED JOY of trying to withdraw from TITAN POKER" on the main noticeboard for the fully story. Needless to say i am not too enthused to play on the site at this current point, which is a shame seeing i was more than holding my own there.

This was followed by my 4 days of playing the Joe Hachem main for the min cash at 48th and a loss on the tournament... Perhaps if i stopped getting to 50k of chips and spazzing out in the last hour on the first 2 days i may have gone better. As it turned out i got into the top 5 chip counts on day 2 before essentially bluffing off a chunk of my stack with 55 then running a6c preflop into AA and 10 10 on an A c c flop and 6 river... GG as they say.

Next we have a "creative" 1 month chat ban dispensed to me by Poker Stars as i railed the one and only "Strong play" in the sunday Millions, currently sitting 16th of 66 remaining as i write this,gunning for a cool $268k for first...

As i was railing i noticed that there was a player named SadieHooker and 1 named Clemson Pimp. I casually relieve my boredom by saying the pimp and hooker should hook up. Almost as swiftly as i made this remark i receive an email from poker stars about a 1 month chat ban. Needless to say i was quick to reply with the following:

"i request instant reinstatment of chat . Not only have i not addressed any players with vulgarity but the censored word i typed in is in your players' names.
If you are going to allow players names to be pimps and hookers then im not sure how you could possibly justify revoking someones chat for usage of the words within a sentence.
Which was along the lines of "pimps and hookers" you two should hook up.
You will be extremely busy banning everyone if you keep things up at this nonsensical rate.
Thanking you in advance for the reinstatement"

On a related topic, personally i think you should be able to have an auto signature on the way out of a tournament online, because its really hard to type in "Screw everyone" as the river comes down and you are multi tabling...

MOOSE