Sleazing my way to the top… 80s style!

Sleazing my way to the top… 80s style! My first clue it wasn’t going to be a good day came at 6 45 am when the Full Tilt Poker Clock stopped… My next clue came 2 hours later at 6 45am… It’s hardly surprising Full Tilt Poker almost had a meltdown yesterday, as the multi entry tournaments overwhelmed the system with over 33,000 runners in 1 Mini FTOPS event alone. To be honest I don’t know how the whole site doesn’t implode with multi entry and rush games, but I guess when you are raking in that much money you can pay bucket-loads to your software engineers and I.T staff to keep it running or at the very least, get it running again like yesterday. I have nothing else of major significance to report from Mondays events. (Nothing to see here people!) Investments in various games and a pony who ran too slowly for 3rd in the Adelaide Cup named “Macedonian” also yielded little. Wait, what about my sandwich in the fridge ? Has it appreciated in value?Finally the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! It has come to my attention that in poker these days: “Nobody believes anybody”, “Nobody ever has it”, When it gets walked to the small blind and someone raises my big blind and I have 65o I have been heard to mutter : “Well I don’t think I can put this down” Reluctantly I eventually decide to fold my 6 high… “Well if it was suited, I was all in for sure!!” When someone 3 bets me from the small blind and I have k4o on the button, the chances of me folding are pretty minimal… K4o is the new AA, min 5 bet folding is the new standard raise and believing people have a hand is for suckers! These are the things you must learn if you want to sleaze your way to the top in poker 80’s style, because I’m an 80’s guy and in order to succeed you can’t let things like friends, family or girlfriends get in the way!! Jake the Moose