Once upon a time there was a mythical knight named Bolord who set out on an epic journey in seach of the enchanted xMONSTERxDONGx which was claimed would give him magical powers in the bedroom. There would be many obstacles in his way however. As he approached the icy waters of Port Phillip Bay the giant Seabeast known as stevol let out a huge roar.
Stevol breathed fire from his nostrils and cried:
“Before you pass this tollgate,I challenge you to a game of flipping. You must beat me in a flip to continue.”
“No that’s not possible “Bolord cried with a forlorn look on his face…
“What do you have to bet with? “ asked Stevol.
“I have Sirens’ 500k Ferrari I picked up from the valet at Crown. It's parked in garage 13, I shall bet this!”
“It is significantly less than I am used to earning in a week, but its sentimental value is through the roof. It will do for now…”
Bolord thought to himself “I can’t beat this guy in a flip,I’m Juzlearnin, I’m goin to need to take extreme measures here… “
Bolord quickly reached into his sock garters and produced a bazooka87 and fired a shot at Stevol. It hit him in the shins and he fell to the ground.
“My enchanted shin, how did you know??!!“
Stevol was only mildly wounded though, but it gave time for Bolord to run through the tollgate as Stevol shook his fist and yelled, “There's a risk2duspide you know, you will see, it’s not as easy you think to live with a xMONSTERxDONGx”
Bolord approached the doors of Crown Casino and walked in through the hotel lobby. The gate master was an ugly fat fish and his name tag read “Andy McLEOD”
“HALT, how dare ye enter the realms of my world, you are no match for my multi-tabling skills. I gamble knights like you on the toss of a coin!!” he bellowed as he cleaned his teeth with a toothpick.
“See, I still have the remnants of the knight known as The Big Show in here “ as he opened his mouth wide and revealed a crooked rotting smile…
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