Why are paedophiles smarter than jihadists?

A paedophile gets his virgins.

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Is this thing on?

Boy that's a laugh and a half.

That reminds me of a funny [true] story.

The other day I'm minding my own business picking up some produce at the 7-11 market. When I see in front of me a glorious classical specimen of the soon-to-be-extinct [this is actually true nggers, watch National Geographic for a change dumbazz] Ginga Race.

I quelled my initial impulse to panic and squeal and plead for mercy before the beast inevitably tore me apart with his fiery claws and fed me to his young....shiver.

Instead, I stood my ground. Very quiet and still. Not many people realise this, but Gingas can only see movement. If you're perfectly still, their eyes can't distinguish you from your background [which, for me at the time, was a wall of Thai noodles - chicken flavoured, I think...not 100% on that however].

But from my hidden vantage-point, I watched the following comedy unfold in front of my eyes. The Ginga Beast, tall and erect and putting on Ginga Airs and that, strode confidently forward to the counter and - ahahhah - ordered two [2] packets of condoms.

Like, who did he think he was kidding?

Gingas. You gotta love em....

Tone down the sass, Australia. You don't want to overdo the sass.