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WSOP SYDNEY 2017 - Help me do it your way

2017-11-27

Sydney Australia, there's a bridge an opera house some crap around it ,me and STAR CITY CASINO (insert religious music & AHHHH.... here) . There's a good chance that being of the poker playing persuasion is why you are on this site . My finely tuned skills of deduction should be evident by now to even the most sample( the joke is that I am simple too so I wrote sample , do you get it do you get the joke-Bojack Horseman fans unite) of readers and yes my friends it is a cross that I must bare on my own , but I will be taking readers that have not tuned out as of yet on the journey that is The WSOP Sydney 2017 to give you a glimpse of what a poker superstars mind looks like. Initially my target was going to be Daniel Negereaneu, to the beginners out there he is an associate of Poker Stars a company that handles online poker and live tournaments with a friendly rip you off with a smile kind of corporate approach to things. This muscle, I mean this assistant to ventriloquist Lee Jones is on the front line fighting for the rights of players and the integrity of the game of poker. sorry my mistake, just had a flashback, wow... that was weird I thought I was back in sometime prior the year 2000 before all the dummies were affected by the bug .Prior to dummies having the right to free speech and being aknowledged as being Real Boys the dummies used to fight for us poker players and poker in general, why they could do more in one interview than what we could do if all our money was stolen/frozen/misappropriated we had proof and the culprits were in reach and they were doing interviews admitting to it. Now these dummies were bad ass , mostly right ...and integrity, Oh my God they were dripping swagoo loads of integrity.Then the big bad puppet master tricked them into becoming Real Boys , oh and board members maybe(not sure and couldn't be f'd checking afterall we are just talking about a dummy here). Just took a phone call , what was I rambling about? What happened to WSOP SYDNEY 2017? Thats right we were looking to analyse a superior poker mind not unlike mine. So what I was gonna do right, was get a scoop and a grinder? or maybe just a golf club and break the top gently off the top of the scalp of our mastermind, carefully scoop out as much brain as I could in the least amount of tries and then attach electrodes and hook it up to an tablet , a phone or a laptop , but through all this I would also need to hold my selfie stick and film the process while explaining step by step.So yadda yadda yadda I couldn't convince anyone that it was possible and after many hours of deliberation once again the smartest guy in this room ,me, solved the problem. Raqther than argue hypothetically I just did a trial run.
Checklist 1x Jonas doll , 1x cucumber, 1x lube, tissues , camera/phone, selfie stick , ice cream scoop- list was getting a bit long but trust me this is a list that turned out to be more common than you think after searching Dneg ia a wank it just popped up. There I was everything set, scoop in one hand doll jammed between my thighs with my body pressed hard against it to stop any movement (from the doll anyway, right Daniel) and then the moment of truth .(drum roll please ) iI can't be done because I only have two hands ,one for the selfie , one for the scoop , hello what about connecting electrodes ? It was kind of like multi tabling without a heads up display , I was not equipped after all you try holding a selfie stick pouting, talking and concentrating on getting into a doll , only a dummy would think it was possible.
So what now ? Well my superior intellect ,have I mentioned that I have a superior intellect? Well my superior intellect lead me to the conclusion that I may need to forgo using a /the dummy so I will attend the event and report back as well as I can, if I see any worthy poker players I will challenge them and possibly interview them,with a selfie stick, and share it with you good people.
There is a series of previous blogs that I have uploaded about 30 years ago as manila re if you would like to go and tell me how good /great I am over there as well. Talkie talkie soon.
There is a series of previous blogs that I have uploaded about 30 years ago as manila re if you would like to go and tell me how good /great I am over there as well. Repetition, repetition , repetition.

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