Texas Holdem: Poker slang names for hole cards

[DanChile]

Was of the opinion this may come in handy for the rookies, semi-pro's and pro's who visit our forum,
as well as for those who write up articles or tell a good yarn and might need a little fun to spice up their stories...

Admin/Mods... please feel free to sticky...

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AA..... Pocket Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines,

AK..... Big Slick, Machine Gun (AK-47 obv), Anna Kournikova (Looks good but rarely wins)

AQ..... Little Slick, Mrs. Slick, Big Chick

AJ..... BlackJack, Ajax, JackAss

AT..... A-Team

A8..... Dead Mans Hand (Alleged hand Wild Bill held when he was shot in the back)

A4..... Tranny (Almost looks like Aces but obviously isn't)



KK..... Cowboys, King Kong

KQ..... Royal Marriage(suited), Mixed Marriage(unsuited)

..... Valentine's Day

KJ..... Kojak, King John, The Bachelors

KT/K8..... Katie

K9..... Canine, Doggies

K7..... King Salmon

K3 ..... Three Wise Kings, King Crab



QQ..... CowGirls, Twin Ladies,Dames, Divas

QJ..... Picasso

QT..... Qantas, Q-Tip,



JJ..... Fishhooks, Hooks, Johnnies, the Jokers

JT..... T.J. Hooker

J7..... Jack Daniel's (Jack Old No. 7)

J5..... Motown, Jackson 5



TT..... TNT, Dimes (American 10c piece)

T4..... (ten-4)Over & Out, (ten-4)Roger that



99..... Wayne Gretzky (jersey number), German Virgin ("nein, nein" means "no, no" in German), Meathooks

95..... Dolly Parton (song: workin' 9 to 5)



88..... Octopussy, Snowmen, Infinities, Double Infinity

86..... Maxwell Smart (Agent 86 in Get Smart)

77..... Hockey Sticks, Candy Canes, Walking Sticks

72..... The Hammer (play this hand and you get hammered), The Drunk Hand (offsuit)(to play this hand you would definately have to be drunk)



69..... The Big Lick, Porno

..... "Happy" Valentines Day

66..... Route 66



55..... Commodore SS, Mid Life Crisis

52..... Bomber (B-52 Bomber)



49..... San Francisco (49'ers)

45..... Colt 45 (Gun Model)

44..... Sailboats (look like sails), Luke Skywalker (May the fours be with you)

..... Darth Vader (Dark side of the fours)



33..... Crabs, Hooters



22..... Ducks, Swans, Quack Quack
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Hope you all enjoy as much as i did
(If you have more slang terms not listed here please send a PM or an email so that i can add it in)

[Tony]

Q,Q - Fat Bitches

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Yawn, what are we children in the schoolyard.

[thret]

KT - Katie
K8 - Kate

[Vman]

QQ- the bitches never win!

[Tony]

Originally Posted by Vman

QQ- the bitches never win!

You mean the FAT Bitches!

[Strong Play]

QJ = picasso

[djkelly69]

my advice to beginners is to never use any "slang" names for hands.

[whitey9999]

Q,Q - Sydney Boys
K,J - Bachelors
A,A - Eastern Creek Hooker - Youll get a bad beat
10,2 - The Doyle Brunson
A,4 - Tranny - Looks like Aces but isnt...
8,3 - Midget with a Fat Chick

[grunter]

AA - Aces

KK - Kings

are the only two i can think of