Opponent crying like a girl...

[GRETZKY427]

Full Tilt Poker Game #23073601672: $2 + $0.20 Tournament (178097310), Table 51 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 07:12:21 ET - 2010/08/14
Seat 1: Berry Bad 14 (13,752)
Seat 2: gwdaniels (2,566)
Seat 3: AKbug44 (13,210)
Seat 5: INTER1970 (39,596)
Seat 6: kajacko (23,778)
Seat 7: ME (9,614)
Seat 8: straight1money (30,173)
Seat 9: Shevchenko87 (12,221)
Berry Bad 14 antes 100
gwdaniels antes 100
AKbug44 antes 100
INTER1970 antes 100
kajacko antes 100
ME antes 100
straight1money antes 100
Shevchenko87 antes 100
kajacko posts the small blind of 400
ME posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ME [Jc 9c]
straight1money raises to 3,600
Shevchenko87 folds
Berry Bad 14 folds
gwdaniels folds
AKbug44 folds
INTER1970 folds
kajacko folds
ME raises to 9,514, and is all in
straight1money calls 5,914
ME shows [Jc 9c]
straight1money shows [8d 8h]
*** FLOP *** [Ks As Jd]
*** TURN *** [Ks As Jd] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Ks As Jd Ah] [Ad]
ME shows a full house, Aces full of Jacks
straight1money shows a full house, Aces full of Eights
ME wins the pot (20,228) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,228 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks As Jd Ah Ad]
Seat 1: Berry Bad 14 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: gwdaniels folded before the Flop
Seat 3: AKbug44 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: INTER1970 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: kajacko (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: ME (big blind) showed [Jc 9c] and won (20,228) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
Seat 8: straight1money showed [8d 8h] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 9: Shevchenko87 folded before the Flop

Im at 10bb so i opt to shove with my J9 suited, what are peoples view on my shove here?

My opponent was bagging the hell out of me for my call, but i think i had warrant for my shove in relation to my stack size.

[sal fazzino]

No bud its a pretty bad call.
UTG raises 4.5x and he's never folding to your shove
With your stack size you need to be the one thats opening, preferably all in.
Pretty standard stuff.
Just because you won the hand doesnt mean you played it right.

His tears are warranted

[SwoopAE]

Your line is pretty bad you're super crushed by his utg range. Much better off openshoving or whatever with a 10bb stack or calling off when you're ahead of his range.

I mean, i've seen far worse mistakes, but yeah you should be folding here.

[DBAK111]

Pretty awful shove with no f/e. You're never getting a fold and you're likely to be crushed a lot and lucky to be flipping here. Especially when he pots it utg.

[Scott Wilson]

i was really hoping that this thread was the first in a series of funniest poker flame wars. don't tease us with awesome thread titles. post the whole chat log spitting match

[Gtrain24]

disgusting shove

[Scott Wilson]

LOL

Dealer: ZeelandBoy, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: Player ZeelandBoy has requested TIME
Dealer: Game #48724601868: Tony12345678 wins pot (9,750)
amarilloo [observer]: VOVA
amarilloo [observer]: U ARE A ****ING DONK
Dealer: Bluedog428, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
amarilloo [observer]: THIRD GUY CALL WITH 99?????
amarilloo [observer]: U SEE CARDS?===
amarilloo [observer]: U ARE A MEMBER OF JOKER STARS???
Dealer: kaftar baz has a flush, Ten high
Dealer: Game #48724624629: kaftar baz wins pot (128,500) with a flush, Ten high
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 1500/3000 ante 300
amarilloo [observer]: DDONK
amarilloo [observer]: AND SICK
Aleeeeeeeex!: wtf lol
Dealer: Bluedog428, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
amarilloo [observer]: RI T FILHO DDA PUTA
Dealer: ZeelandBoy, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
amarilloo [observer]: IDE TDS PA PUTA Q VOS PARIU
amarilloo [observer]: CABROES DE MERDA
Aleeeeeeeex!: he just called your mother a *****
Dealer: Player ZeelandBoy has requested TIME
Aleeeeeeeex!: then something about something being ****
Aleeeeeeeex!: haha
amarilloo [observer]: moderador
Dealer: ZeelandBoy, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Moderator32 [Moderator]: I had politley asked to keep all chat friendly
Dealer: Player ZeelandBoy has requested TIME
amarilloo [observer]: VAI PA GRANDA PUTA Q T PARIU
jamesboag: i thought he was singing the national anthem
Dealer: Game #48724659674: ZeelandBoy wins pot (43,700)
Moderator32 [Moderator]: Please note that we only take action on Non-English calls when the caller is seated at the table
Aleeeeeeeex!: haha
Moderator32 [Moderator]: Pardon the interruption and good luck.
amarilloo [observer]: SUCK MY ****

[Joey_Knish_09]

We really should start a thread for some of the better comments/arguments in HH's (if we don't already?). Could make for a very funny thread.

[Scott Wilson]

We really should start a thread for some of the better comments/arguments in HH's (if we don't already?). Could make for a very funny thread.

+1

[thret]

Moderator32 [Moderator]: Please note that we only take action on Non-English calls when the caller is seated at the table

Hmm, need to brush up on my LOTE swearing. Didn't we have a thread on that somewhere?