Mike the Mouth back to his old ways
two straight hands of Mike Matusow playing heads up 500/1k NL holdem and whinging about bad beats, though he does have a point, and then getting his revenge and still whinging, funny stuff:Full Tilt Poker Game #1092850141: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:09:19 ET - 2006/10/12Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($9,286.60)Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($30,324.95)MUCKEMSAYUHH posts the small blind of $50Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $100The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $300Mike Matusow calls $200*** FLOP *** [7s Ah Td]Mike Matusow checksMUCKEMSAYUHH bets $422Mike Matusow raises to $844MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $422*** TURN *** [7s Ah Td] [Qs]Mike Matusow checksMUCKEMSAYUHH bets $2,000Mike Matusow raises to $29,180.95, and is all inMUCKEMSAYUHH calls $6,142.60, and is all inMike Matusow shows [As Qc]MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Js Kc]Uncalled bet of $21,038.35 returned to Mike MatusowMike Matusow: fk*** RIVER *** [7s Ah Td Qs] [6h]Mike Matusow shows two pair, Aces and QueensMUCKEMSAYUHH shows a straight, Ace highMUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($18,572.70) with a straight, Ace high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $18,573.20 | Rake $0.50Board: [7s Ah Td Qs 6h]Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH (small blind) showed [Js Kc] and won ($18,572.70) with a straight, Ace highSeat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [As Qc] and lost with two pair, Aces and QueensFull Tilt Poker Game #1092852161: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:01 ET - 2006/10/12Mike Matusow: u so fkingluckySeat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($18,572.70)Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($21,038.35)Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $50MUCKEMSAYUHH posts the big blind of $100The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Mike Matusow raises to $300MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $900Mike Matusow raises to $21,038.35, and is all inMUCKEMSAYUHH calls $17,672.70, and is all inMike Matusow shows [Qd Qc]MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Kc Ad]Uncalled bet of $2,465.65 returned to Mike Matusow*** FLOP *** [8s 5d Tc]*** TURN *** [8s 5d Tc] [3h]*** RIVER *** [8s 5d Tc 3h] [6d]Mike Matusow shows a pair of QueensMUCKEMSAYUHH shows Ace King highMike Matusow wins the pot ($37,144.90) with a pair of QueensMUCKEMSAYUHH is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $37,145.40 | Rake $0.50Board: [8s 5d Tc 3h 6d]Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH (big blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with Ace King highSeat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won ($37,144.90) with a pair of Queensgod only knows how he would have reacted if he'd lost this second hand
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