George Raymer
ROFL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN AGES...Cheers Dalek, that made my night...For those who cbf reading the whole thing, here are a few great ones:Joseph Gold wrote on March 09, 2007 11:42 AM:"I am good at poker, I swear to god. I mean, if you put Dan Brunson on A high, its a good idea to bet amirite? I mean amirite? Also, Alex Cunningham sucks, I saw it, and I'm good and not a dick I swear to god ppl like me."Shawn Farha wrote on March 09, 2007 12:33 PM: "George likes to gamble. I like to gamble. So we gamble. We played the cash game. He limped for $20. I make it $38,000 to go. He called and I asked to chop. He told me to fu*k off back to Lebanon. I hate George."Paul Hellmuth wrote on March 09, 2007 11:56 AM:"You don't even know how to spell Pokah! If it wasn't for luck, I guess I'd be mentioned in every article about pokah. "Stevie Nguyen wrote on March 09, 2007 11:49 AM:"It all over baby. It gonna all you can eat baby, outta the dumpster"Rashad Friedman wrote on March 09, 2007 3:08 PM:"Journalism is fun for everyone Except for Jordan Bartel He should've practiced editing"Paul Laak wrote on March 09, 2007 5:19 PM:"You've totally gotta listen to what the universe is telling you when you play a hand of poker, get on the right wavelength, talk to the vibe of the cards... HEY LET'S RUN AROUND THE TABLE AND DO PUSHUPS!""Tommy G wrote on March 09, 2007 4:32 PM:"Ill read this, what a whole page? Ok Im reading. You wanna do this, do this proberly. You write very well, you are a champion. This is not someone to learn from. YEAH YEAH BABY, look at this , look how ugly this is. Go back to Carrol County. You call yourself a professional? This is embarrasing. "The Owl wrote on March 09, 2007 10:23 PM:""ORLY?""Larry Greenstein wrote on March 09, 2007 10:48 PM:"LOL Donkaments. You owe me $10k."Sam Farva wrote on March 09, 2007 10:46 PM:"Oh my god, No! Are you serious?"Bob S Tupac wrote on March 09, 2007 11:56 PM:"I don't normally think there are many good female writers, but aside from myself, Brandi had the best comment on here. Tonight, aside from myself...the best comment on here was from Brandi."
"I never go looking for a sucker. I go looking for a champion and make a sucker out of him."