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    This board has turned into the most boring place on earth!Post something funny or interesting here now pleaseeeee!

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    Q: What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?A: God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player
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    There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again."Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day."Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table.The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h. The voice says, "F*ck."
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    How do you get a professional tourney player off of your porch?Pay him for the pizza.

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    loooolwhat do u get when u cross a jew and a mexican?...a janitor who thinks he owns the building...
    Seriously rickwaa be more of a loser.

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    The other day, I bought a racehorse. I've decided to call him "My Face". I don't care if he doesn't win a race, or makes me any money.I just want to hear thousands of those posh tarts at Flemington shouting..... "Come On My Face!"

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    Thats the way- work it hard boys:These are the jokes folks I got a million of them (Dangerfield)

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    Check folding for pot control...

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    Awesome-more-more!!

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