some funny shit while railing Strong Play

[grunter]

Now some of you may find this stupidly boring.

Me, i like to revel in peoples stupidity and celebrate it.

I couldnt resist playing with this guys emotions.

Poor bastard thought I was serious.

BlueFocus is Strong Play:

Dealer: BlueFocus shows [Kc Jc]
Dealer: perscription shows [Ad Ah]
grunter321 (Observer): eat that $%$@
Dealer: BlueFocus shows a flush, King high
Dealer: perscription shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: BlueFocus wins the pot (26,328) with a flush, King high
grunter321 (Observer): ding
Dealer: perscription finishes in 656th place
grunter321 (Observer): buh bye
grunter321 (Observer): limping #%$@
BlueFocus: i was pretty confident in making a flush against
what was invariably AA there
grunter321 (Observer): why would you not be
grunter321 (Observer): ???
perscription (Observer): %#@@ you #&!%$&
perscription (Observer): how bout that @&%! gunter you homo
grunter321 (Observer): perscription limp more you knob
grunter321 (Observer): limp off to the rail mate
str8pain (Observer): perscription you shoulod have been out
str8pain (Observer): long ago
str8pain (Observer): when you were up against aa with kq
perscription (Observer): haha
perscription (Observer): idiot
grunter321 (Observer): nice play
perscription (Observer): ya it was hah
grunter321 (Observer): how do you call that shove when you
know he has a flush?
perscription (Observer): ty
perscription (Observer): it was pre flop
perscription (Observer): what are you talking about
grunter321 (Observer): yeah he had a flush mate
grunter321 (Observer): kcjc
grunter321 (Observer): remember
grunter321 (Observer): you had unsuited cards mate, and you
call an all in
grunter321 (Observer): amateur
perscription (Observer): we got all in pre flop do you know what
that means
grunter321 (Observer): yes before the flop
grunter321 (Observer): he had a flush mate
grunter321 (Observer): you were off suit
grunter321 (Observer): he has a stronger hand
perscription (Observer): r u an idiot
grunter321 (Observer): negative
grunter321 (Observer): a realist
perscription (Observer): i mean are you joking
grunter321 (Observer): no sir
perscription (Observer): aa vs kj
grunter321 (Observer): a flush beats a pair all the time mate
grunter321 (Observer): learn the rules
perscription (Observer): is anyone listening to this guy
grunter321 (Observer): pls mate they agree with me thats why
they are quiet
perscription (Observer): i know know i lost to a flush idiot
grunter321 (Observer): what are you complaining about then?
grunter321 (Observer): you got it in bad with just a pair against
a flush
BlueFocus: he is complaining coz he can no longer blame
variance on the fact that he loses $$$ - he now knows he plays
bad
perscription (Observer): bc i got it all in when he had king high
and i had the best hand in poker
perscription (Observer): dumb &!$
BlueFocus: lol i was the one with the flush buddy
grunter321 (Observer): come on mate. how on earth can you
have a royal flush pre flop?
perscription (Observer): haha i know blue
perscription (Observer): im just trying to explain that i was
ahead
perscription (Observer): pre flop
grunter321 (Observer): at no stage mate
BlueFocus: when? - on the river? - no i had a flush
grunter321 (Observer): do i need to write in capital letters
perscription (Observer): i know but you pushed me all in b4 the
flop remember
grunter321 (Observer): PRE FLOP YOU HAD AN UNSUITED
PAIR AND HE HAD A FLUSH MATE
perscription (Observer): how can you have a flush pre flop
moron
grunter321 (Observer): KcJc
perscription (Observer): you only have two cards
BlueFocus: dude i had implied value
grunter321 (Observer): remember
perscription (Observer): r u sayin that kj is a better hand than
aa pre flop
BlueFocus: it seems to be...
perscription (Observer): well its not
grunter321 (Observer): it is if its a flush KJ
perscription (Observer): hahahahah
perscription (Observer): idiot good luck anyway blue
grunter321 (Observer): good luck perscription
grunter321 (Observer): read the rule book before jumping on the
felt again
perscription (Observer): grunter you are a moron
grunter321 (Observer): pls mate
grunter321 (Observer): you have no clue
perscription (Observer): are you messing with me im just
curious
grunter321 (Observer): mate im done tryingto explain the
BlueFocus: how does a guy who thinks a pair beats a flush get
his hands on $322? - that's what i want to know
grunter321 (Observer): lol was thinking the same thing
perscription (Observer): haha i know a flush beats a pair
blegend: since when didn't a pair beat a flush?
grunter321 (Observer): clearly, sir, you do not
perscription (Observer): I was just saying i was ahed pre flop
BlueFocus: mate it doesnt appear you do know this
grunter321 (Observer): loooooooooooooool
perscription (Observer): you cant have a flush with 2 cards
grunter321 (Observer): i beg to differ
BlueFocus: i had 2 cards, i made a flush - what more proof do
u need!!!?
perscription (Observer): r u telling me you can have a flush with
2 cards
grunter321 (Observer): well i can check the HH for you if you
want
BlueFocus: what did i just say!
BlueFocus: I had 2 cards
BlueFocus: I made a flush
grunter321 (Observer): but it seems to me that he had a flush
and you are now on the rail
BlueFocus: im not sure it can get any simpler
perscription (Observer): blue you pushed me all in with 2 cards
before the flop kj of clubs I had pocket aces.....at that point i
was way ahead all you had was king high
grunter321 (Observer): and what suits were his K and J?
perscription (Observer): I was the clear favorite
Minesony (Observer): u were behind the whole time
prescription, he had a flush
grunter321 (Observer): ty minesony, he just wont see reason
BlueFocus: dude im turning off chat - you dont seem to
understand basic stuff so there's no point trying to talk to you...
perscription (Observer): he got a flush on the river how do you
figure
Minesony (Observer): u lost
Minesony (Observer): thats how i figure
grunter321 (Observer): HE HAD KJ CLUBS
BlueFocus: i had a flush, u had a pair... i dont get what yr point
is?
BlueFocus: buddy, what happened to all yr chips?
Minesony (Observer): they got flushed away hahahha
BlueFocus: oh that's right, u got them all in with ONE PAIR
perscription (Observer): hIm just saying I was ahead before the
other cards were dealt 365 days of the year aa is better than k
j of clubs
Minesony (Observer): omg looooooooool
grunter321 (Observer): A FLUSH BEATS A PAIR MATE
perscription (Observer): I know idiot
perscription (Observer): haha
Minesony (Observer): u obv dont
grunter321 (Observer): YOU DO NOT
perscription (Observer): what yes i do Im saying i was ahead
pre flop
perscription (Observer): do you guys not get that
Minesony (Observer): no u werent ahead pre, coz he had a
flush
Minesony (Observer): wow
perscription (Observer): All the chips were in the middle b4 he
had a flush
grunter321 (Observer): i get that he had a flush preflop and you
had an unsuited pair
perscription (Observer): he didnt have a flush pre flop thats
immpossible
BlueFocus: I mean, if you had AcAc, you would be in front of
my KcJc
grunter321 (Observer): how were they, he had KJ clubs and put
it in
grunter321 (Observer): you had AA and put it in
BlueFocus: but only just coz i have str8 draws
grunter321 (Observer): flush beats a pair
WINTERS1: wasnt this hand like an hour ago lol
perscription (Observer): ohhh nevermind
perscription (Observer): haha
Minesony (Observer): u should probably get a day job
prescription
Minesony (Observer): if u dont know glush beats pair
Minesony (Observer): poker must be tough for u
grunter321 (Observer): whats a glush>?

[speedyj1]

Lol

[Arlene1995]

you lot really are a bunch of bananas - lmao

T

[thkcduckworth]

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ROFL while trying to cover the Vic Champs HORSE . . . probably should get back to work!

[grunter]

yep im still kinda laughing at the poor bloke

[Stick]

grunter321 (Observer): whats a glush>?

Nice finish... stuck the landing... 9.90 from the Swedish judge...

[thret]

"BlueFocus: I mean, if you had AcAc, you would be in front of
my KcJc"

Ok, that was pretty funny. You are both evil and mean though =/

[TheSharkBoy]

Wp sirs.

Especially considering how into it everyone got...

[Dean Banana P]

i love these guys.... I was ahead, you donked the most probable drawing hand in poker and AA is statistically proven to never lose.....


ahh back in the beggining months...

[renzo]

Nh sirs, wp. I just poker stoved it, funniest hand ever!