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    props to Crown...
    stereotypically Ferrari drivers wear flanelettes and trackies...

    back to serving fries valet boy!

    and yes... if I am the wouldbe thief with a 1/4 mil set of wheels...I am not coming back

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    Quote Originally Posted by thret View Post
    Would anyone seriously consider not taking a ferrari for a drive if a valet handed you the keys? I don't think they should press charges.
    +1

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    I like the quote from the Broadmeadows Police seargent:

    He said the Ferrari was spotted driving along the Tullamarine Fwy about 6am before uniformed officers found it at the petrol station.

    "It's a car that does stand out in the crowd and obviously in Broadmeadows it did look out of place".
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    Fucking legend imo. only faggots drive Ferrari in australia, money or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Im actually suprised they got away, must have driven one before, its not exactly the easiest car to get into gear if you dont know what your doing, alot of different button & padals to press to get the thing moving, $5 says he crunched the fuck out of every gear!
    gotta clean them somehow
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    Disappointed Hux, I thought the car would have been covered in Tilt signage for its starring role on the 6pm news after Van's brother picked it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monarch View Post
    Disappointed Hux, I thought the car would have been covered in Tilt signage for its starring role on the 6pm news after Van's brother picked it up
    Yea unfortunately it happened so fast I had no way of getting involved.

    Rumor has it that Crown are going to offer Van his own tournament series...It is tentatively called "Van Marcus Rush Poker Series".



    Just happy my guy has his wheels back, pretty crazy really!

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    villian drives to crown in his VB bombadore, get's his rust bucket on wheels valet parked cause it's dole day and he can afford it, get's blind watching trackside decides to go home. Goes to valet who is half asleep, waits outside and valet drives up in this spanking ferrari. Pissed Villan now thinks his car is a transformer and drives off wondering where megan fox is.
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    If they didnt catch the thief the number one suspect has to be that "Durrrr Crusher" guy imo.

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