Montenegro Poker-Budva.

[JK.]

Hello everyone,
I am in Budva,Montenegro doing my best to set up poker in the Avala casino.
The tourist season is finished but the town is very pleasant and friendly.
Most of the staff is Serbian or Russian.The few Montenegro men working are very slow and lazy.
The men in Montenegro are famous for their aversion to work.
The girls are tall,pretty and like work.

Some of the dealers shared some of the jokes about the local men.I loved them and will share a few with you.

Question:Why do Montenegro men have a little stool next to their bed?
Answer:So they can have a rest when they get out of bed.

If you see a Montenegro man working,don't interfere.
If you see a Montenegro man relaxing ,doing nothing,help him.


Question:How does a Montenegro man have sex?
Answer: He lies on his back,hands behind his head and instructs the girl to smoke a cigar and blow the smoke in his face.Why?
"So when I cough from the smoke my body and penis move a little".

Question:Why don't Monteegro men work?
Answer:2,000 years ago Jesus(Christ)left us and said "When I come back,we will do some work".
They are still waiting for him to return.

I hope you like this.

[moffo47]

I will admit I had a little chuckle.

[aids2480]

nice

[Johnny Too Bad]

Question:Why do Montenegro men have a little stool next to their bed?

Because the toilet was too far away.

[JK.]

Thanks guys,I am pleased my contribution was not wasted.
There is one more thing.The place is loaded with good looking women.
I used to think that only Russia had many great looking girls.
Serbia,Croatia and Montenegro can match Russia any day.OK Russia has more blondes,if you prefer blondes.

About poker here.The locals like to play but have no idea.I don't like to say this about anyone but it is true.
I am also the first Australian most of them have seen.They ask me many questions about distant Australia.Many have friends and relatives living in Melbourne and Sydney.
None has ever heard of Shane Warne or Joe Hachem.They know about kangaroos and koalas and beautiful beaches.
I feel like an Australian ambassador,who happens to play poker.
If any of you PNW young guys ever end up in this part of the world,come and see me.
It is great here and cheap.
A drive from Adelaide to Melbourne,about 700 ks,you could cover four countries here.
OK, must go.

[jamarpa]

My Sis had a nap on a bus over there once, missed 3 countries.

[JK.]

That is right Jamarama.I drove to Albania the other day and went through Serbia,Croatia and Montnegro in one day.
All beautiful countries with nice people.
In Beograd(Serbia)the cop held up the traffic while giving me directions when I got lost.

[Strong Play]

I feel like an Australian ambassador,who happens to play poker.

wait what

[grunter]

I feel like an Australian ambassador,who happens to play poker.

But can you beat the rake??

[grunter]

There is one more thing.The place is loaded with good looking women.
I used to think that only Russia had many great looking girls.
Serbia,Croatia and Montenegro can match Russia any day.

Czech girls?

Danish girls?