$431,550

[random_chu]

Of course you do
You're Random_Chu

You're Semi Pro
We know, we know

You hide your stats and online profit
Your highroller stories - Oh please just stop it

You have the life, you're living the dream
As part of the Young Guns, you rise like the cream

You're making a fortune and doing just fine
But with poker it's certain, eventually the poverty line

We listen with awe with the wisdom you impart
"In Poker there's no Luck, for us pro's it's an art"

But reality hits most, you'll be 40 and broke
And finally realise your poker dreams were a joke

It's clear to us oldies that you play for minimum wage
And one day you will realise JK really is a sage

"come at me bro", chu beckons, with haste
while you wait for JK, to copy and paste
his stories of old, all gallant and proud
warm the hearts of the 40+ crowd

but in truth, you jelly, we're much better than you,
our graphs rise northward, while you sit and stew,
"these online kids will go broke one day"
"really they grind on the minimum wage"

to that i say, LULZ, what chu talkin bout willis,
you really don't know, i think you're just jealous,
so WHADDDUP to you haters, i tilt my head to the sky
you can all SMD, and then GFY

PEACE

[Joey_Knish_09]

[Diplomatic Immunity]

poetry mixed in with some cool pics ....... This is how threads are mean't to be !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bazooka87]

Willis and jealous? REALLY?

Kids these days...

[JacksonTens]

But you just pulled those numbers out of your ass.

The online kids would all average around ~$100,000 after staking/makeup. Let's just forget that not everyone is backed.
The best nl guys would be on $40/hr at 2/5 with forty hour work weeks, that is $1600 a week.

See? Numbers are fun!

This is so far off. What about guys playing 5/T PLO underground games? I snap book the best of those. Then I take a handful of 5/T Star city regs.

Then I take two guys from Crown. Hey presto winning team assembled.

The bet is impossible though, so just stay on your computers mantaining that lovely fluorescent glow.

note: Representing the old guys is so much fun.

[bazooka87]

Of course it was far off, I pulled numbers out of my ass like you did :\

[FlopNutsOnYou]

So many ridiculous posts in this thread is so funny.

[SwoopAE]

"come at me bro", chu beckons, with haste
while you wait for JK, to copy and paste
his stories of old, all gallant and proud
warm the hearts of the 40+ crowd

but in truth, you jelly, we're much better than you,
our graphs rise northward, while you sit and stew,
"these online kids will go broke one day"
"really they grind on the minimum wage"

to that i say, LULZ, what chu talkin bout willis,
you really don't know, i think you're just jealous,
so WHADDDUP to you haters, i tilt my head to the sky
you can all SMD, and then GFY

PEACE

This man is an artist.

[walchy]

lol this thread is awesome.

[moffo47]

Brilliant