Words of warning - My story with Brendon �Brendooor/Brendon1717� Rubie

[Diplomatic Immunity]

derail attempt two...

countdown til the infamous Bernard Trifecta!!!

Attempt 3

Joel Dodds is a wanker ...... Worthy of its own thread ?

[Strong Play]

not the weakest attempt of the three, but it's been done...

[Vman]

Moral of the story- Never lend anyone money to gamble.


Hey JK, how's the weather up your way? I heard it's balmy.....

[JK.]

I am in Adelaide for a short visit Vman.
About 22 every day,not the usual 40 plus for this time of the year.

You are right about lending money to gamble.
You are on a hiding to nothing.
The gambler is almost certain to lose to the house and you are a good chance not to get your loan back.Seen it a million times.

[USUALSUSPECT]

Attempt 3

Joel Dodds is a wanker ...... Worthy of its own thread ?

yes, yes it is

p.s. .. the only thing I ever learnt here was that J.K. has no reason to lie and has been pretty spot on about the entire Poker industry. The rest of you StrongPlay types try shamelessly to protect the reputation of a corrupt, fraudulent industry. Why? because you are smart enough and lucky enough to have success in a field where you need fish to survive; If fish knew the whole game was rigged they wouldn't play > hence the ridiculous idea that poker can be 'profitable' to anyone ... lies .. all lies

[Strong Play]

you StrongPlay types

are smart enough

hof, recognition at last.

[hip]

are lucky enough

Fyp

[FSL009]

I use to listen to deuce plays and remember this comment from a interview with a guy known online as "Limon" when talking about online poker.

"...and the fish just get anhilated..."

usual suspect just reminded me of the comment.... time to retire from micro cash games online......

[vaincross]

DODDS: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on her sweet can. -- o I grab
her -- sweet can. Oh, just thinking about
her can I just wish I had her --
sweet sweet s-s-sweet can.

JK: So, Mr. Dodds, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have
to say in your defense?


Mr. Dodds, your silence will only incriminate you further.


No, Mr. Dodds, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get
back! Mist -- Mr. DODDS -- nooo!

Dramatization -- may not have happened.


Dodds scandal update: Dodds sleeps nude in an oxygen tent
which he believes gives him sexual powers.

DODDS : Hey -- that's a half-truth!

JK

I don't know Joel Dodds, I -- I never met Joel Dodds or had any contact with him, but -- [cries
uncontrollably] -- I'm sorry, I can't go on.}

Moose: That's OK JK: your tears say more than real evidence ever
could!


Today on "Moose":

Mothers and runaway daughters reunited by
their hatred of Joel Dodds. And here's your host, Jake Moose

This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the
Dodds estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for
highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came
and when Joel Dodds put the cat out...possibly because it was
harassed, we don't know.

Of course, there's no way to see into the Dodds home without
some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it
on.

[screen shows blue house, Dodds watching TV]

Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's
Joel Dodds in the oven, rotating slowly.
His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's
literally stewing in his own juices.

Now, here are some results from our phone-in
poll: 95% of the people believe Joel Dodds is guilty. Of
course, this is just a television poll which is not legally
binding, unless proposition 304 passes. And we all pray it will.

[Elvis]

Bump: Dong, has there been any change/updates ?