(OT) George Bush (OT)

[yoyo]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

[knightfan]

lol....you idiot

[MakybeDiva]

You are so bored and drinking at home that you wrote this - didn't you.....This isn't a copy and paste effort.....I suppose congratulations are in order for you to be so intoxicated and still make some sense - even though your whole post MAKES NO SENSE rofl

[mattp]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.""OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[knightfan]

mattp......LMFAOthats tops

[yoyo]

heheh how many is a brazillion?nice one matt...nah the above is not my effort, probably should have clarified that...i just thought it was funny..yoyo

[Tam]

I'm quite sure Gaz knows how many a Brazilion is. He's such a chump he's prolly lost 3 brazillion at crown since last night!

[Admin]

Comment first with apologies to Abbot and Costello??? Still funny.

[MakybeDiva]

Yoyo told me he knew exactly what a Brazilian was, and that Gaz had one last week.....it's all a bit scary to me really.....

[knightfan]

GAZ WITH A BRAZILLIAN???EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!thats something i didnt want to know...