OT- mildly amusing dick cheney quotes.

[footy]

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.' " -Steve Martin-------------------------------------------------"Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You knowlike, "How do you shoot someone and make it look like an accident?" --Jay Leno-------------------------------------------------"Dick Cheney and his buddies go down there hunting in Texas, and Dick Cheney guns down a guy. And they're hunting quail, and the quail disappeared. They vanished. And reports now that they're hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan" --David Letterman-------------------------------------------------"Today, President Bush says he is standing behind the vice president. Way behind him." --Jay Leno-------------------------------------------------"America remaining obsessed, fascinated, appalled, by what is beingcalled 'Dick Cheney Shot A Guy In The Face-Gate.'" --Jon Stewart-------------------------------------------------"The rumor is that Cheney may have been drinking and he wanted to wait until he sobered up. So he may have been drinking and then he shot a guy. And you know what's really scary about all of this -- what if it turnsout all this time Bush was the smart one?"--Jay Leno-------------------------------------------------"Remember when the most embarrassing thing to happen to a vice-president was misspelling the word potato?" --Jimmy Kimmel-------------------------------------------------"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and politicalmaneuvering.Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." --Jon Stewart-------------------------------------------------"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!" --Jay Leno-------------------------------------------------"But all kidding aside, and in fairness to Dick Cheney, every five years he has to shed innocent blood or he violates his deal with the devil." --Jimmy Kimmel-------------------------------------------------"If this story gets any bigger, pretty soon they're going to have to tell the president." --David Letterman

[yoyo]

"But all kidding aside, and in fairness to Dick Cheney, every five years he has to shed innocent blood or he violates his deal with the devil." --Jimmy KimmelLOL!Jay Leno is great also.yoyo

[footy]

that was my favourite too. i

[footy]

*sorry. should read:that was my favourite too. i would[/i] say great minds think alike, but after the roasting you've copped on the jamesk thread i think i'll distance myself.

[Johnny Too Bad]

Yes it's true.The Vice President shot a Millionaire Texan Attorney in the face with a shotgun.No big deal. It's not like their an endangered species.