Shameless Hand Thread

[louisshelton]

i have done nothing good more than doing makeup.
which makes me look gud.
ha ha ha.
and ofcourse eating.

[DanChile]

If only i had awesome luck like this more often...

Dealt to DanChile

[HAND]http://www.pokernetwork.com/poker-hands/all/hand?lid=10315&nid=192178&new=1[/HAND]


And with that effort, 3 scalps taken...

[DanChile]

Hand previous to this one "dadnazza666" lost a preflop flip for about 2K to the lowest stack...
had also been bullying the table since they were about 5K higher than the next highest stack...

What follows next is testament to the power of "LOL"...

PokerStars Game #40545605227: Tournament #238365790, ANZPT PERTH Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/03/02 21:24:02 AEST [2010/03/02 5:24:02 ET]
Table '238365790 226' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pbrock05 (950 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: typearce (925 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Wasted 100 (1135 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: denkot (4080 in chips)
Seat 5: charlott56 (2413 in chips)
Seat 6: Xpresionless (1750 in chips)
Seat 7: dadnazza666 (7242 in chips)
Seat 8: DanChile (4300 in chips)
Seat 9: xnick1 (975 in chips) is sitting out
typearce: posts small blind 75
Wasted 100: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DanChile [Ad Ah]
denkot: calls 150
charlott56: calls 150
Xpresionless: folds
DanChile said, "lol"
dadnazza666: raises 7092 to 7242 and is all-in
DanChile: calls 4300 and is all-in
xnick1: folds
pbrock05: folds
typearce: folds
Wasted 100: folds
denkot: folds
charlott56: folds
Uncalled bet (2942) returned to dadnazza666
*** FLOP *** [Td 2s 5h]
*** TURN *** [Td 2s 5h] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Td 2s 5h 9s] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dadnazza666: shows [4h 4s] (a pair of Fours)
DanChile: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
DanChile collected 9125 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9125 | Rake 0
Board [Td 2s 5h 9s Jd]
Seat 1: pbrock05 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: typearce (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Wasted 100 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: denkot folded before Flop
Seat 5: charlott56 folded before Flop
Seat 6: Xpresionless folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dadnazza666 showed [4h 4s] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: DanChile showed [Ad Ah] and won (9125) with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: xnick1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
__________________________________________________ ______________________________

dadnazza666 is coolered a few hands later due to tilting the rest of their stack

[DanChile]

NL Texas Hold'em Trny: 50556720 Level: 7 Blinds(300/600) - Wednesday, March 03, 00:50:55 AEDT 2010
Table WPT Freeroll (1867908) Table #32 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9/10
Seat 10: DanChile ( 31,384 )
Seat 8: Disab11 ( 72,663 )
Seat 9: KFriedrich ( 300 )
Seat 3: Strece007 ( 26,020 )
Seat 7: ilardo ( 60 )
Seat 6: iszisz ( 900 )
Seat 4: kinggino777 ( 10,860 )
Seat 5: maica222 ( 685 )
Seat 2: pisxa72 ( 47,585 )
Trny: 50556720 Level: 7
Blinds(300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to DanChile [ ]
kinggino777 raises [1,200]
maica222 folds
iszisz folds
ilardo folds
Sadogut has joined the table.
Player Sadogut has been moved from table 46 to this table
Disab11 folds
KFriedrich folds
DanChile calls [1,200]
pisxa72 folds
Strece007 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
kinggino777 checks
DanChile bets [1,200]
kinggino777 is all-In [9,660]
DanChile calls [8,460]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
DanChile shows [ , ]a flush, Ace high.
kinggino777 shows [ , ]three of a kind, Aces.
DanChile wins 22,620 chips from the main pot with a flush, Ace high.
Player kinggino777 finished in 433.

[DanChile]

NL Texas Hold'em Trny:50556720 Level:8 Blinds-Antes(400/800 -25) - Wednesday, March 03, 00:53:01 AEDT 2010
Table WPT Freeroll (1867908) Table #32 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10/10
Seat 10: DanChile ( 43,094 )
Seat 8: Disab11 ( 75,023 )
Seat 9: KFriedrich ( 250 )
Seat 6: Kriszta002 ( 1,535 )
Seat 5: MILANHOLIK ( 66,825 )
Seat 4: MiadBeyk ( 100 )
Seat 1: Sadogut ( 70 )
Seat 3: Strece007 ( 25,070 )
Seat 7: eggman58 ( 124,286 )
Seat 2: pisxa72 ( 47,120 )
Trny:50556720 Level:8
Blinds-Antes(400/800 -25)
Sadogut posts ante [25]
pisxa72 posts ante [25]
Strece007 posts ante [25]
MiadBeyk posts ante [25]
MILANHOLIK posts ante [25]
Kriszta002 posts ante [25]
eggman58 posts ante [25]
Disab11 posts ante [25]
KFriedrich posts ante [25]
DanChile posts ante [25]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to DanChile [ ]
DanChile raises [1,600]
Sadogut folds
pisxa72 folds
Strece007 folds
MiadBeyk folds
MILANHOLIK folds
Kriszta002 folds
eggman58 is all-In [124,261]
Disab11 folds
DanChile is all-In [41,469]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
DanChile shows [, ]a pair of Queens.
eggman58 shows [ , ]high card Ace.
KFriedrich shows [ , ]a pair of Threes.
eggman58 wins 81,192 chips from the side pot 2 with high card, Ace.
DanChile wins 85,863 chips from the side pot 1 with a pair of Queens.
DanChile wins 1,150 chips from the main pot with a pair of Queens.
Player KFriedrich finished in 397.

[DanChile]

PokerStars Game #40735049804: Tournament #247232353, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2010/03/06 16:49:08 AEST [2010/03/06 0:49:08 ET]
Table '247232353 3' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: JLeonard05 (12850 in chips)
Seat 2: JohnnyHuynh1 (7367 in chips)
Seat 3: DanChile (21978 in chips)
Seat 4: polarbear667 (12063 in chips)
Seat 5: smok_127 (34832 in chips)
Seat 6: lilly03922 (11458 in chips)
Seat 7: CASTLEE (5262 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: caudillmike1 (41869 in chips)
Seat 9: peti0415 (6795 in chips)
JLeonard05: posts the ante 25
JohnnyHuynh1: posts the ante 25
DanChile: posts the ante 25
polarbear667: posts the ante 25
smok_127: posts the ante 25
lilly03922: posts the ante 25
CASTLEE: posts the ante 25
caudillmike1: posts the ante 25
peti0415: posts the ante 25
polarbear667: posts small blind 150
smok_127: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DanChile [ ]
lilly03922: folds
CASTLEE: folds
caudillmike1: calls 300
peti0415: calls 300
JLeonard05: calls 300
JohnnyHuynh1: calls 300
DanChile: calls 300
polarbear667: calls 150
smok_127: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
polarbear667: checks
smok_127: bets 600
caudillmike1: calls 600
peti0415: folds
JLeonard05: calls 600
JohnnyHuynh1: raises 6442 to 7042 and is all-in
DanChile: raises 6442 to 13484
polarbear667: calls 11738 and is all-in
smok_127: folds
caudillmike1: folds
JLeonard05: folds
Uncalled bet (1746) returned to DanChile
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
polarbear667: shows [3s 6s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
DanChile: shows [8c 6c] (a straight flush, Six to Ten)
DanChile collected 9392 from side pot
JohnnyHuynh1: shows [6h 8h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
DanChile collected 25251 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34643 Main pot 25251. Side pot 9392. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: JLeonard05 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: JohnnyHuynh1 showed [6h 8h] and lost with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 3: DanChile (button) showed [8c 6c] and won (34643) with a straight flush, Six to Ten
Seat 4: polarbear667 (small blind) showed [3s 6s] and lost with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 5: smok_127 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: lilly03922 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: CASTLEE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: caudillmike1 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: peti0415 folded on the Flop

[DanChile]

PokerStars Game #41378912267: Tournament #251541013, ANZPT Freeroll satellite Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2010/03/19 20:38:14 AEST [2010/03/19 5:38:14 ET]
Table '251541013 60' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: DanChile (29514 in chips)
Seat 2: jet013 (3160 in chips)
Seat 3: ReXild (1795 in chips)
Seat 4: kissmegdbye2 (6320 in chips)
Seat 5: ryo1108 (695 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Gunoo (52845 in chips)
Seat 7: Tuatara8 (2508 in chips)
Seat 9: radsteant (8940 in chips)
DanChile: posts the ante 25
jet013: posts the ante 25
ReXild: posts the ante 25
kissmegdbye2: posts the ante 25
ryo1108: posts the ante 25
Gunoo: posts the ante 25
Tuatara8: posts the ante 25
radsteant: posts the ante 25
DanChile: posts small blind 150
jet013: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DanChile [ ]
ReXild: calls 300
kissmegdbye2: folds
ryo1108: folds
Gunoo: raises 1200 to 1500
Tuatara8: folds
radsteant: folds
DanChile: calls 1350
jet013: calls 1200
ReXild: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
DanChile: checks
jet013: bets 1635 and is all-in
Gunoo: raises 1635 to 3270
DanChile: raises 24719 to 27989 and is all-in
Gunoo: calls 24719
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DanChile: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Gunoo: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
DanChile collected 52708 from side pot
jet013: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
DanChile collected 9905 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 62613 Main pot 9905. Side pot 52708. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: DanChile (small blind) showed [ ] and won (62613) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: jet013 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: ReXild folded before Flop
Seat 4: kissmegdbye2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ryo1108 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Gunoo showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Tuatara8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: radsteant (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[DanChile]

And there are those who don't believe in luck of the draw...

PokerStars Game #41426408212: Tournament #248775527, DreamJob Freeroll Satellite Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2010/03/20 19:52:47 AEST [2010/03/20 4:52:47 ET]
Table '248775527 53' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: KANGAROO79 (1960 in chips)
Seat 2: tipapakuku (1730 in chips)
Seat 3: DanChile (980 in chips)
Seat 4: missng kiwi (3315 in chips)
Seat 5: foldamatic76 (2195 in chips)
Seat 6: prawn54 (2235 in chips)
Seat 8: MYODA747 (795 in chips)
Seat 9: amberFOO (6690 in chips)
amberFOO: posts small blind 25
KANGAROO79: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DanChile [ ]
tipapakuku: calls 50
DanChile: calls 50
missng kiwi: raises 50 to 100
foldamatic76: calls 100
prawn54: folds
MYODA747: calls 100
amberFOO: calls 75
KANGAROO79: folds
tipapakuku: calls 50
DanChile: raises 880 to 980 and is all-in
missng kiwi: calls 880
foldamatic76: raises 920 to 1900
MYODA747: calls 695 and is all-in
amberFOO: folds
tipapakuku: folds
missng kiwi: calls 920
*** FLOP *** []
missng kiwi: bets 350
foldamatic76: calls 295 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (55) returned to missng kiwi
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
missng kiwi: shows [ ] (a pair of Eights)
foldamatic76: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
foldamatic76 collected 2430 from side pot-2
DanChile: shows [ ] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
DanChile collected 555 from side pot-1
MYODA747: shows [ ] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
DanChile collected 3430 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6415 Main pot 3430. Side pot-1 555. Side pot-2 2430. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: KANGAROO79 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: tipapakuku folded before Flop
Seat 3: DanChile showed [ ] and won (3985) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 4: missng kiwi showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: foldamatic76 showed [ ] and won (2430) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: prawn54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MYODA747 (button) showed [ ] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 9: amberFOO (small blind) folded before Flop

[pokergreat]

sickest thing ive done in a while,



Full Tilt Poker Game #195430242934: $18,000 Guarantee (148958548), Table 60 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:19:46 ET - 2010/03/25
Seat 1: jrice110280 (35,016)
Seat 2: erikuf (35,922)
Seat 4: Mozambee (80,339)
Seat 5: Franko3511 (25,576)
Seat 6: albertcheng1 (58,809)
Seat 7: MarcoNYC (43,103)
Seat 8: JuS Math (44,484)
Seat 9: claymac22 (33,843)
jrice110280 antes 250
erikuf antes 250
Mozambee antes 250
Franko3511 antes 250
albertcheng1 antes 250
MarcoNYC antes 250
JuS Math antes 250
claymac22 antes 250
MarcoNYC posts the small blind of 1,000
JuS Math posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JuS Math [9h Js] HERO
claymac22 folds
jrice110280 folds
erikuf folds
Mozambee folds
Franko3511 folds
albertcheng1 calls 2,000
MarcoNYC folds
JuS Math checks
*** FLOP *** [As 6c Qd]
JuS Math checks
albertcheng1 checks
*** TURN *** [As 6c Qd] [5d]
JuS Math checks
albertcheng1 bets 4,000
JuS Math calls 4,000
*** RIVER *** [As 6c Qd 5d] [Kd]
JuS Math checks
albertcheng1 bets 10,000
JuS Math has 15 seconds left to act
JuS Math has requested TIME
JuS Math calls 10,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
albertcheng1 shows [4s 3s] Ace King high
JuS Math shows [9h Js] Ace King high
JuS Math wins the pot (35,000) with Ace King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35,000 | Rake 0
Board: [As 6c Qd 5d Kd]
Seat 1: jrice110280 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: erikuf folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Mozambee folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Franko3511 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: albertcheng1 (button) showed [4s 3s] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 7: MarcoNYC (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: JuS Math (big blind) showed [9h Js] and won (35,000) with Ace King high
Seat 9: claymac22 folded before the Flop