16-02-2010, 02:14 PM
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Re: LOL Thread
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'' The young man again brought three more names to his father but ended up frustrated because the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'' His mother smiling said to him, ''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son. 
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16-02-2010, 02:15 PM
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at the ir local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.' The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'
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16-02-2010, 02:16 PM
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Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'
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