LOL Thread

[Tony]

[JoeyDel]

In the interest of constructive criticism I vote for that penguin to never show his head around these parts again.

The thing is I thought it was a fail after the first one...but it just kept going!!!

[pokerpimp]

Painful.

[Tam]

Think I got bird flu from them.

[Tony]

So i take it no one would like to meet depression Suicide dog or success kid??

[USUALSUSPECT]

Originally Posted by Tony

So i take it no one would like to meet depression Suicide dog or success kid??

^^

[TeeOhDoubleDee]

The header on this email was titled "Lets offend everyone"...

Don't think they missed too many.

Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

Husband says ' Oh for fuck's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'

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My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else.

She said she wanted to come back as a pig.

I said, 'You're not fucking listening'
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Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan , told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.

I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fucks off.

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A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.

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Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.
She asks what are they made of.

The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.

The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.

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My Favorite….
Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.

She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you fucker'.

He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'Fuck off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing'


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And remember to try the veal.

[JoeyDel]

Originally Posted by TeeOhDoubleDee

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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.

I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fucks off.

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Funny, I just got home from a stand up comedy show and one of the guys finished his set off with this joke

[DaNRL]

Originally Posted by JoeyDel

In the interest of constructive criticism I vote for that penguin to never show his head around these parts again.

The thing is I thought it was a fail after the first one...but it just kept going!!!

+++++++ this - as the official representative of penguins on this forum I kindly request you stop fucking up our cool arse image

[beatnic]

irish pick up like : irsh guy walks up to hot chick and says "have u got any irish in you?" she says "no" he says "well fuck off of then "............badoom chssh