29-03-2010, 12:26 AM
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Re: LOL Thread
Someone's probably already linked to this site...
Japan is Weird - that son ofa bitch! But man some of that shit is wierd. Click next.
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30-03-2010, 02:15 PM
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Re: LOL Thread
> Subject: Catholic Parrots
> > > Catholic Parrots > > A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a > problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one > thing." > > "What do they say?" the priest asks. > > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" > > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. > > "You know, I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray > and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll > put them in the cage with Francis and Jobe. My parrots can teach your > parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying > that phrase in no time." > > "Thank you," the woman said , "this may be the solution." > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As > he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their > cage holding rosary beads and praying. > > Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. > > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're > Hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" > > There was stunned silence. > > Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and > exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been > answered!
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