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[Tony]

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[thret]

Someone's probably already linked to this site...

Japan is Weird - that son ofa bitch!

But man some of that shit is wierd. Click next.

[peter m]

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[Tony]

> Subject: Catholic Parrots
>
>
> Catholic Parrots
>
> A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a
> problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
> thing."
>
> "What do they say?" the priest asks.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
>
> "You know, I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray
> and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll
> put them in the cage with Francis and Jobe. My parrots can teach your
> parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying
> that phrase in no time."
>
> "Thank you," the woman said , "this may be the solution."
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As
> he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
> cage holding rosary beads and praying.
>
> Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
> Hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence.
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
> exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
> answered!

[Tony]