LOL Thread

[peter m]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

brilliant! well done sir. +1

[Vman]

Just don't mention the war

[thret]

The Rounderr on PokerStars...

He's playing 53 $60+ sngs at once, clearly trying to grind out SNE. He seems to be down 50k+ this month. Nanonoko is crazy, this guy is retarded.

[Tony]

[Tony]

[Tony]

[59progolfer]

Comedy of 2011. "Your Highness"

sorry hungarian subtitles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hs3gzrU79M

[malleebull]

my granny just walked in on me while i was having a wank.

She was so surprised she had a stroke.

i couldn't believe how soft her hands were!!!!

[Vman]

YouTube - Ebay Parody Song - Weird Al Yankovic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk

[Suicide_KINGS98]

Dealer: DONG_CRUSHER has a pair of Queens
Dealer: Game #54690785257: DONG_CRUSHER wins pot (6,000) with a pair of Queens
Dealer: zombe2@ finished the tournament in 45th place
DownUnderNut: run better bro
Dealer: DownUnderNut, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
DONG_CRUSHER: lol
Dealer: |²³harpyie_8, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
DONG_CRUSHER: gotta be from adalade if u wana run good
Dealer: Game #54690826725: DownUnderNut wins pot (500)
DownUnderNut: yea
DONG_CRUSHER: truth is...
DONG_CRUSHER: i aint even from adalade
DONG_CRUSHER: im from melb
DONG_CRUSHER: iv never even been to adalade.... :-)
DownUnderNut: the dong and cnt_crusher are
Dealer: DownUnderNut, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
DONG_CRUSHER: an the rest
Dealer: Game #54690854383: DownUnderNut wins pot (1,500)
DONG_CRUSHER: flopthenuts
DONG_CRUSHER: Risk2Dupside
Dealer: Game #54690893192: .Norbisch. wins pot (500)
DownUnderNut: risk is WA then NSW then VIC
DownUnderNut: i think
DONG_CRUSHER: i just figure, change my location an i might run good...
DONG_CRUSHER: lol
DownUnderNut: hahaha