LOL Thread

[Tony]

[TeeOhDoubleDee]

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the sound - Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site:
The End!!!!
8- Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

[TeeOhDoubleDee]

One of the worst and or crowd stopping jokes I've ever heard...




How do you stop your neighbours kids jumping the fence?













MOLEST THEM!!!!






-180- (for that muppet that love english darts commentry")

[Tony]

[Ice Bird]

So I was sitting down watching a WPT ladies championship. The final table had Vanessa Selbst..
I was watching with my Wife and I made a comment that how much I hated Vanessa Selbst. Without a skip, she said:

"Why, is it because she gets more pussy than you".....

I havent laughed that hard in a while.

[Plow King]

So I was sitting down watching a WPT ladies championship. The final table had Vanessa Selbst..
I was watching with my Wife and I made a comment that how much I hated Vanessa Selbst. Without a skip, she said:

"Why, is it because she gets more pussy than you".....

I havent laughed that hard in a while.

Hahaha.

I laughed my ass off when Vanessa Selbst Shoved with Ace 2 and then the other chick asked 'How much it was' Whist holding AK

Hahahaha. AK is insta' fold in that spot. OBVZ

[Tony]

[deadmoney]

[deadmoney]

[JoeyDel]

deadmoney...gold absolute gold!

I was laughing away at the MJ pictures and then I hit the Captain Kirk one and pretty much lost my shit altogether.

As for the last one...well it was a happy ending lets just say that