LOL Thread

[JoeyDel]

Post anything here that makes you laugh, be it a joke or a picture.

Put something here for others to look at when they are having a bad day!

[Tony]

[JoeyDel]

Did you here about the guy that robbed a midget?



I didn't think anybody could stoop that low!

[TheSharkBoy]

LOL at Joey turning into a thread-starting whore.

[TeeOhDoubleDee]

More in the same vein:



Mooseknuckle HAS to win.

[Nick the Greek]

A local charity realised that the organisation had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to extract a contribution.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are well beyond her means?" Embarrassed, the charity rep mumbled, "Um... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "OR that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken charity rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"OR how about that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "... leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

[JoeyDel]

LOL Awesome stuff!

Keep it coming...also I love thos motivational posters...MORE MORE MORE!!

[Nick the Greek]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

- CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
- HAMBURGER: $2.25
- CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
- HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "How can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands real good honey because I want a cheeseburger."

[Nick the Greek]

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of fresh bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted "Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!"

[Tony]