Vent Thread

[Tony]

Fkin tell me about it, The annoying part was the table was filled with mostly young guys who all kept their mouths shut cause they worked out i was trying to go for the win, they were spewing hard when this shit happened.

[Plow King]

How the fuck is it possible to brick here?

What the fuck.

PokerStars Game #35342151752: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2009/11/15 2:19:17 AEST [2009/11/14 10:19:17 ET]
Table 'Erfordia III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: tr1stone ($4.87 in chips)
Seat 4: ingrida ($4.08 in chips)
Seat 5: DHBaseball ($4.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Plow_King27 ($1.95 in chips)
Plow_King27: posts small blind $0.02
danh000111: is sitting out
tr1stone: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Plow_King27 [Kh Ah Jd Td]
ingrida: calls $0.05
DHBaseball: folds
Plow_King27: calls $0.03
tr1stone: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 8h 2c]
danh000111 has returned
danh000111 leaves the table
Benilein joins the table at seat #3
Plow_King27: bets $0.10
tr1stone: folds
ingrida: calls $0.10
*** TURN *** [9h 8h 2c] [9c]
Plow_King27: checks
ingrida: bets $0.05
Plow_King27: calls $0.05
*** RIVER *** [9h 8h 2c 9c] [5d]
Plow_King27: checks
ingrida: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Plow_King27: shows [Kh Ah Jd Td] (HI: a pair of Nines)
ingrida: shows [8d Ac Qc 5c] (HI: two pair, Nines and Eights)
ingrida collected $0.45 from pot
No low hand qualified
PK MIKAEL joins the table at seat #1
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.45 | Rake $0
Board [9h 8h 2c 9c 5d]
Seat 2: tr1stone (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ingrida showed [8d Ac Qc 5c] and won ($0.45) with HI: two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 5: DHBaseball (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Plow_King27 (small blind) showed [Kh Ah Jd Td] and lost with HI: a pair of Nines

[Strong Play]

so, u were 70% to win half the pot?

i see.

[Plow King]

Lol. I'm new to omaha hi/lo so just getting a feel for it.

That was the worst turn for me but it was only 5c to see a river. lol.

[TrappedUnderIce]

Full Tilt Poker Game #16064405921: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (118082651), Table 19 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:03:59 ET - 2009/11/16
Seat 1: tuffan21 (4,405)
Seat 2: STAY COLD (3,750)
Seat 3: spyvan1 (3,420)
Seat 4: wallystar (1,460)
Seat 5: gavybear (3,225)
Seat 6: Pronker (1,305)
Seat 7: CBetAllIn (3,075)
Seat 8: Badekappe (1,880)
Seat 9: bigcawe (6,450)
STAY COLD posts the small blind of 20
spyvan1 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to STAY COLD [Ad Ac]
wallystar folds
gavybear folds
Pronker folds
CBetAllIn folds
Badekappe folds
bigcawe folds
tuffan21 has 15 seconds left to act
tuffan21 calls 40
STAY COLD raises to 120
spyvan1 calls 80
tuffan21 calls 80
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kh 2h]
STAY COLD bets 360
spyvan1 calls 360
tuffan21 has 15 seconds left to act
tuffan21 folds
*** TURN *** [Jd Kh 2h] [5s]
STAY COLD checks
spyvan1 bets 1,080
STAY COLD raises to 3,270, and is all in
spyvan1 calls 1,860, and is all in
STAY COLD shows [Ad Ac]
spyvan1 shows [Kd 9c]
Uncalled bet of 330 returned to STAY COLD
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kh 2h 5s] [9s]
STAY COLD shows a pair of Aces
spyvan1 shows two pair, Kings and Nines
spyvan1 wins the pot (6,960) with two pair, Kings and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,960 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd Kh 2h 5s 9s]
Seat 1: tuffan21 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: STAY COLD (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: spyvan1 (big blind) showed [Kd 9c] and won (6,960) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 4: wallystar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: gavybear didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Pronker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: CBetAllIn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Badekappe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: bigcawe didn't bet (folded)

OMFG.

sooo awful to endure.

[TeeOhDoubleDee]

Sorry this is not a beat....

(Praise Jesus)

My vent is stupid people.

You know the carnts that say "Arks" (obv. meaning ask) and look at you with a blank expression when you make an "ir - on - ic" observation (no you inbred sister fucker, ee-ron is not a city in Italy).

And these air thieves breed first.

Scrap welfare.

Vent over.

Maybe the septics had it right in the 50's/60's with sterilisation?

[hip]

$2.5/$5 NLHE @ Brisbane Treasury

Button is in Seat 9

HiP_au posts $2.5 ($350)
Seat 2 posts $5
Seat 3 folds
Seat 4 folds
Seat 5 calls ($400)
Seat 6 folds
Seat 7 folds
Seat 8 folds
Seat 9 calls ($200)

Cards to HiP_au

HiP_au raises to $25
Seat 5 calls
Seat 9 calls
Pot: $80

Flop: ,,

HiP_au bets $25
Seat 5 folds
Seat 9 calls

Turn:
Board: ,,

HiP_au bets $100
Seat 9 calls

River:
Board: ,,

HiP_au checks
Seat 9 all in for $50
HiP_au calls $50

Villan shows

[Ice Bird]

Getting organised to move house...... TILT.

that is all....

[hip]

Getting organised to move house...... TILT.

that is all....

try not to forget your flavourwave

[Tony]

Vent: was 41 Degrees yesterday & i was stuck at a chirstening in homebush.

Went home & wanted to jump in the pool, thats when i realised my sister left the heater on from the night before, Pool heater on all night + 40' day = very fkin hot water. Jumped straight in & practically passed out due to over heating my body.

No internet connection this weekend!

Couldnt play 4am sunday morning Pokerstars special player hour!

Clutch in car is still hammered!

Reversed dads merc into a wooden fence!


Played boring Saturday pub Poker, Made final table, got it all in with my A,K, Pocket 10's hold up

Watched that movie "paranormal activity" last night, had trouble sleeping!

have become addicted to monopoly game on I-Pod!

It just go's on & on & on