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Thank the ipod gods for this invention!!! Who cares about the absolute crap that dribbles out of peoples mouths on poker tables everywhere!! Women don't bust balls as bad as some moron blabing shit on a poker table!! "I knew you had nines!" That's awesome reading skills dickwod when my cards are face up!! "You didn't need to raise so much, I had an interest in this pot". What do I care what interests you, idiot!! "I had 6 3, I wouldve had a full house!" That's nice dimwit, that's why it's called poker and not Bingo (even though thats where the game is heading).
On the rare occasions that I do make the money, I can feel my ears begin to bleed as I am instructed to remove my headphones and forced to listen to some idiotic diatribe about the merits of playing 10 J. Sure I can just stop playing poker and take up finger painting or basket weaving, but why should I?? Is it too much to ask to sit on a table once without some "God of Poker" craping on about a bad beat or just crapping on in general?? The only people I have empathy for are the dealers, who day in and day out have to sit there and listen to all this crappy poker talk, only to get shouted at by some pathetic gambler for turning an ace on the river!!! Really if you are that hard up, what the fuck are you doing at a casino??? However that's what lives at a poker table and I guess I have to turn up my i-pod and go prematurely deaf, instead of listening to the continuous drivel spewing out of these imbeciles. Thanks |