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[SkyNgger]

Literally so boarde right now I shaved.

True story.

My friend is building a poker coaching website for HU specialists. He begged me for my creative jeans for branding and stuff. Eventually, I acquiesced. He was desperate. It was embarassing. I had to do something.

I pencilled him in for a 15 min window which had opened up due to an unscheduled cancellation. His lucky day, I guess. You may not know this about me, but I'm a pretty busy fellow. Things to do. People to see. There is even occasional clamouring for my attention/s. But friends are also important. And a friend in need is indeed likely to be my friend.

If you occasionally wonder what secret muse [or muses?] I must have Fritzled away for such emergencies, the secret is really a great deal more interesting. I prefer to imbibe the ever-flowing Chi of my environment and surroundings for creative inspiration. For when I need that spark.

With maybe 3 minutes left before my scheduled deadline [nb. I wasn't worried], magic struck me as I held a pizza slice in my [left] hand.

www.dominosHU.com

[SIZE="3"]they will fall. ™[/SIZE]



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If that is not genius, I will find out when I am sober. But that is genius. Isn't that genius. Pretty sure that is genius.

my Field Ngger friend didn't think so...

[QUOTE]dominoshu.com is available! Just $10.69*/yr[/QUOTE]

Still available.

[SIZE="4"][B]How can you help these people?!![/B][/SIZE]

[SkyNgger]

A hero.

For our times.

[SkyNgger]

[12:50:37 AM] 1luckyngger : what were we saying
[12:52:00 AM] 1luckyngger : I think I was giving him 6/4. you should pimp out rbstat. this guy who used to refer players to me is now booming and his shit is terrible
[12:52:03 AM] SkyNgger : yea I can't compete. with their motivation
[12:57:52 AM] SkyNgger : I have no need for it. $ I mean
[12:58:14 AM] SkyNgger : save for a rainy day? eh if it rains, then I'll make it rain
[12:58:32 AM] 1luckyngger : Ferrari
[12:58:38 AM] SkyNgger : wank
[12:58:48 AM] 1luckyngger : Capuchin Monkey Butler
[12:58:59 AM] SkyNgger : YES!!!!!
[12:59:08 AM] SkyNgger : YES to the monkey but it's not feasible
[12:59:12 AM] 1luckyngger : Dude
[12:59:21 AM] SkyNgger : butler monkey is fucking god
[12:59:13 AM] 1luckyngger : the monkey
[12:59:18 AM] 1luckyngger : would ANNOY you so fast
[12:59:24 AM] SkyNgger : fuck off he would not
[12:59:29 AM] SkyNgger : we'd be like close mates
[12:59:35 AM] SkyNgger : share secrets, girls we like etc
[12:59:39 AM] 1luckyngger : he wont respect you
[12:59:52 AM] SkyNgger : fuck off stay out of our RELATIONSHIP!!
[12:59:54 AM] 1luckyngger : Starts building feces statues in your hair
[1:00:00 AM] SkyNgger : he would never do that.
[1:00:03 AM] SkyNgger : would he do that?
[1:00:28 AM] 1luckyngger : Yes
[1:03:12 AM] SkyNgger : what does a monkey butler go for
[1:03:15 AM] SkyNgger : in this economy
[1:03:18 AM] 1luckyngger : haha
[1:03:21 AM] SkyNgger : no inflated bs prices you joo field niger
[1:03:26 AM] 1luckyngger : Most people have to cut down on expenses
[1:03:31 AM] SkyNgger : this is what I'm thinking
[1:03:27 AM] 1luckyngger : around 6k
[1:03:32 AM] SkyNgger : gtfo
[1:03:38 AM] SkyNgger : I'll take...hang on a sec
[1:03:38 AM] SkyNgger : I'll take 7. and layby an 8th?
[1:04:06 AM] 1luckyngger : There are crazy kitten old maids
[1:04:13 AM] 1luckyngger : who are 45, 180lb, 15 cats
[1:04:16 AM] 1luckyngger : You're going to be the opposite
[1:04:25 AM] 1luckyngger : 35, 90lb, 9 monkeys
[1:04:31 AM] 1luckyngger : 2 crack rocks
[1:05:46 AM] SkyNgger : but who will be cooler/
[1:05:50 AM] SkyNgger : rhetorical obv
[1:05:56 AM] SkyNgger : fuck those cat ladies
[1:06:02 AM] SkyNgger : my monkey army will crush them.
[1:06:26 AM] SkyNgger : I really want a monkey. like almost enough to think about working again
[1:06:29 AM] SkyNgger : not quite, but almost
[1:12:12 AM] SkyNgger : srs question
[1:12:15 AM] SkyNgger : you're on a jury
[1:12:25 AM] SkyNgger : and you don't know me but I'm on trial
[1:12:38 AM] SkyNgger : and have pleaded guilty to raping Emmanuelle Chiriquí
[1:12:44 AM] [COLOR="blue"][B]SkyNgger[/B][/COLOR] : you sentence me or let me walk?
[1:12:58 AM] [COLOR="green"][B]1luckyngger[/B][/COLOR] : Sentence+ hi five
[1:13:00 AM] [COLOR="green"][B]1luckyngger[/B][/COLOR] : on the way out
[1:13:05 AM] [COLOR="green"][B]1luckyngger[/B][/COLOR] : With a mean stare
[1:13:11 AM] [COLOR="blue"][B]SkyNgger[/B][/COLOR] : what about if Emmanuelle was aiight with it? cause she was. for the record.
[1:13:20 AM] [COLOR="green"][B]1luckyngger[/B][/COLOR] : lol
[1:13:20 AM] [COLOR="blue"][B]SkyNgger[/B][/COLOR] : true story

[SkyNgger]

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[SkyNgger]

They'll never take my teacup.

[Duff85]

Cool story bro.

Site still does not exist yet. Surely you'd have some of your field friends onto it by now?

[SkyNgger]

Cool story bro.

Site still does not exist yet. Surely you'd have some of your field friends onto it by now?

Ngger please.

Did you even read my poast?

Poker is for morans. What in Chriqui's Name would I want with a retarded poker coaching site. I was gifting a useless gimp my jeanius.

Stupid ngger wasted 13 min of my [valuable] time.

[Tony]

Ngger please.

Did you even read my poast?

Poker is for morans. What in Chriqui's Name would I want with a retarded poker coaching site. I was gifting a useless gimp my jeanius.

Stupid ngger wasted 13 min of my [valuable] time.

13 mins = $4