Jokes

[allena]

Hit me with your best.

[allena]

Here is the first from me

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, �This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.�

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, �Which do you want, son?�

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

�What did I tell you?� said the barber. �That kid never learns!�

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. �Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of
the dollar bill?�

The boy licked his cone and replied, �Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!�

[hip]

lol i like it

[Vman]

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermits finger!

[Vman]

How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?



Shit in her cunt.

[Vman]

What do you do if you see a abo with half his face missing?


Stop laughing and reload.

[Strong Play]

What do you do if you see a abo with half his face missing?


Stop laughing and tell Jurrah to take another swing.

fyp etc

[Vman]

lol, not bad my friend.

[allena]

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

[allena]

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