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    allena Guest

    Default Jokes

    Hit me with your best.

  2. #2
    allena Guest

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    Here is the first from me

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son?

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of
    the dollar bill?

    The boy licked his cone and replied, Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!

  3. #3
    hip Guest

    Default Re: Jokes

    lol i like it

  4. #4
    Vman Guest

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    What's green and smells of pork?


    Kermits finger!

  5. #5
    Vman Guest

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    How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?



    Shit in her cunt.

  6. #6
    Vman Guest

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    What do you do if you see a abo with half his face missing?


    Stop laughing and reload.

  7. #7
    Strong Play Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vman View Post
    What do you do if you see a abo with half his face missing?


    Stop laughing and tell Jurrah to take another swing.
    fyp etc

  8. #8
    Vman Guest

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    lol, not bad my friend.

  9. #9
    allena Guest

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    A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

    He got it from a poor short Bania.

    Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

    Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

    Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

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    allena Guest

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