clintsmydad begging for staking and results thread

[clintsmydad]

Every time i list something im asked for results and can provide very little, as hard as i go i can't take online seriously it just does my head in so im going to play some live stuff, of course i will play above my tiny tiny bankroll and hopefully win something worthwile.
My limited results are APL main events played 4 cashed 3
for 17k 3k and $650 cashes. the point of this thread is to pan handle and post results as the title states

Final APL Main event 100k first prize
http://chipmeup.pokernews.com/event/...vent-nl-holdem
if you don't want to use chipmeup PM me will close early so if your interested act quick

[higher wattage]

Every time i list something im asked for results and can provide very little

hot tip, you might want to start out selling at face value (100%) if you want to sell action, I seriously doubt anyone with half a brain is going to invest @ 125%

[SwoopAE]

hot tip, you might want to start out selling at face value (100%) if you want to sell action, I seriously doubt anyone with half a brain is going to invest @ 125%

This

I sell at between face and 110% depending on the event and I do have results both live and online. My action gets snapbought. If I tried to sell at 140% like some 'name' players i would be laughed at by anyone with half a brain.

Players without a proven track record simply can't sell at a huge markup and expect any serious investment. You don't get the luxury of selling at 120%+ until you've proven you're a good investment with solid scores both live and online.

quoting APL as 'results' and saying you 'don't take online seriously' doesn't bode well for your chances of being a highly profitable player in the eyes of people who havent met you and would be looking to invest.

Please try not to take offense to my post i'm just telling it like it is

[pattack]

quoting APL as 'results' and saying you 'don't take online seriously' doesn't bode well for your chances of being a highly profitable player in the eyes of people who havent met you and would be looking to invest.

Your prob better off providing online screen names regardless.

[clintsmydad]

Every time i list something im asked for results and can provide very little, as hard as i go i can't take online seriously it just does my head in

at least use the full quote, my problem online is i found it hard to justify spending x amount of dollars grinding 20% when i would prefer to play cash, my ABI was always going to be to low to make it worth the time it took away from my sports betting research and i find online swings are harder to take than live or sports betting swings due to the emotional investment of not using that time for anything else. I took all my online play very seriously i doubt you will find a more intense micro stakes grinder but i did not enjoy it, so i stopped for the most part. The reason why most of my results are apl results is because i have made a shitload of money from there so why stop.

[clintsmydad]

Your prob better off providing online screen names regardless.

clintsmydad fulltilt
mr jai pokerstars

on the surface neither are great reading but there is consistency in there over the last year when i made an effort the big buy in events throw everything out of whack a bit though

[Strong Play]

The reason why most of my results are apl results is because i have made a shitload of money from there so why stop.

precisely.

[pokerpimp]

at least use the full quote, my problem online is i found it hard to justify spending x amount of dollars grinding 20% when i would prefer to play cash, my ABI was always going to be to low to make it worth the time it took away from my sports betting research and i find online swings are harder to take than live or sports betting swings due to the emotional investment of not using that time for anything else. I took all my online play very seriously i doubt you will find a more intense micro stakes grinder but i did not enjoy it, so i stopped for the most part. The reason why most of my results are apl results is because i have made a shitload of money from there so why stop.

Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Ability /100 Network Filter
mr jai 372 $1 $7 87% $220 - 68 PokerStars Sch. Only x
mr jai 300 $0 $6 0% -$149 - 53 PokerStars SNG Only x


Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Ability /100 Network Filter
clintsmydad 69 -$15 $22 -42% -$1,044 - 56 FullTilt Sch. Only x
clintsmydad 710 $1 $4 17% $423 Tilt 65 FullTilt SNG Only x

I'm really trying to better myself as person. However, the above bolded statement is in no way helping me progress through my "Word of The Day Calender" that i just recently purchased.

Wait a minute........


[ ] I Concur

[clintsmydad]

precisely.

They changed all of there promos, so there was no point

[clintsmydad]

Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Ability /100 Network Filter
mr jai 372 $1 $7 87% $220 - 68 PokerStars Sch. Only x
mr jai 300 $0 $6 0% -$149 - 53 PokerStars SNG Only x


Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Ability /100 Network Filter
clintsmydad 69 -$15 $22 -42% -$1,044 - 56 FullTilt Sch. Only x
clintsmydad 710 $1 $4 17% $423 Tilt 65 FullTilt SNG Only x

I'm really trying to better myself as person. However, the above bolded statement is in no way helping me progress through my "Word of The Day Calender" that i just recently purchased.

Wait a minute........


[ ] I Concur

Its all good mate take the piss as much as you like, its hard to put up stats for results on other peoples accounts which LaLa can attest to me having, look at the graphs at least to see the results over the last 12 months so the $200+ buyins don't factor as much v the $3 ABI also as for the intense comment i mean't the effort put into every hand rather than the volume played i have a medical condition so volume is a problem for me. This thread won't be for everyone but it might get a few people interested and if i can make some people some cash then great but if there is no interest then all i wasted was a bit of time from my day