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Written on Sun, 25/07/2010 - 2:55pm

Oh Shadow When I Was Young II

When I was a young lad, I had very good reason to believe Santa Claus was a paedophile. But everyone just laughed at me when I tried to convince them. And they were right to laugh. It turned out it was only my Uncle Frank all along. Boy, kids can be so silly am I right? Easy mistake to make though.When you're seven.  No Australia. Enough with the sass. Too much sass!  

:coolstorybroham, :foodforthought, :pedo, the father I never had.

Written on Sat, 19/06/2010 - 12:46pm

Why are paedophiles smarter than jihadists?

A paedophile gets his virgins.  ---------Is this thing on? Boy that's a laugh and a half. That reminds me of a funny [true] story. The other day I'm minding my own business picking up some produce at the 7-11 market. When I see in front of me a glorious classical specimen of the soon-to-be-extinct [this is actually true nggers, watch National Geographic for a change dumbazz] Ginga Race. 

:coolstorybroham, :inshallah, :pedo.

Written on Sun, 16/05/2010 - 2:20am

Lips Like Strawberry Wine.

You come on like a dream Peaches and cream

:nopedo, :pedo, barely legal, coolstorybrah, pedophilia.

Written on Sat, 08/05/2010 - 2:24pm

If You Can't Beat Them....

 You should beat them. They'll be expecting you to join them. They'll never see the beating coming. Is this thing on?

:foodforthought, cool story bro, Sun Tzu.

Written on Sun, 28/03/2010 - 4:02am

Shadow when I was Young.

When I was young, I used to want a bicycle so very much.I prayed. And I prayed. And I prayed again for God - in his infinite generosity - to grant me my wish.After some weeks praying, I realised I had been quite the fool.God does not work that way. What in God's Name had I been thinking? I knew how God worked for I had read his MO in the Bible. Of course I went out and stole one.And then asked him to forgive me.Tune in next week for another episode of Shadow when I was Young.Until then, stay sassy Australia! 

cool story bro, god, shadow, young.

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