Aussie Miilons Patching Deals

[Strong Play]

wait wait wait... agents get a % ?

[TurnRiva]

Originally Posted by Strong Play

wait wait wait... agents get a % ?

No, most of them do it for free.

[ROYAL FLUSH MGMT]

Obviously im just stoked the great SP has multi posted in between final tabling every event.



GP

[thret]

Originally Posted by ROYAL FLUSH MGMT

Obviously im just stoked the great SP has multi posted in between final tabling every event.



GP

Yes, but what has he actually won?

[deadmoney]

Originally Posted by ROYAL FLUSH MGMT

Hey Guys,

In Vegas I tried to team up with a large poker agency to organise patching deals for players needless to say it was a bad and painful experience.

Now that I have my own agency I will be sorting patch deals for all TV tables at the Aussie millons I will have a media pass [x] brag and be skulking around the main tables when needed.

You will not be asked to sign a contract stating that I own your soul for the next two years and that if you win I get a million dollars.

Last year the Eurotard Agents came over in my face and patched up half of Australia.I am making this post as to get in first and do a better and less greasy job of patching the televised tables.I also admit to wanting to make some money as I am terrible player at the inter web poker thing we should keep the money in Australia anyways.

If any one interested PM contact details to me as I want to lock down deets and show the Euro tards how we roll here by eating my lunch and not getting it cut like last year.

Seriously though its good beer money the old patch thing ,obviously the player makes a some good money on the side as do I .



Thanks for your time


GP

So to cut to the chase you are saying "Let me patch you up if you make the tv table,and make me a % instead of some euro tard" ?????

[ROYAL FLUSH MGMT]

Yes this is correct plus I can do a better job for less money

[grunter]

George, i'm interested, but if you can just explain how your service is going to differ from Lars and Poker Icons, and maybe you will get a couple more nibbles.

Cheers
Grant

[ROYAL FLUSH MGMT]

Grunter

The two main points are I will charge a smaller fee than said competitors to organise the patch deal. I also will not expect you to sign a contract enabling me to own you for the next 6 months after the Ausiemillions as all other agents do when you sign a patch deal with them.

Lastly not a main point but I will provide a better service to players and I will not harrass you in between hands and breaks when you just want to catch some air and not haggle a deal as other agents can tend to do at most inconvenient times.

Hope this clarifies a few things and thankyou for asking these questions.

Cheers

GP

[Hof]

This will start a bidding war.

I'm prepared to reprezent you poker super demi.gods for half the fee GP Royal Flush Management is offering him.

Plus, my patches come in choice of colours.

This is no level.

Lars and co. have had it too good - for too long.

Kudos to Royal Flush Management dot com ( follow the links to 'you are about to be 'pwned ) for igniting the flame that is the sleeping giant of what should be simple mathematics between fly by night opportunists and guys who flipped good to make the final 9 when their mates are at the roulette trying to get square from king street clubs the night b4 and not realizing the asian sweety they are chattin up really has a tree trunk between her thighs that would rival johnny H (r.i.p. bro,,,you innnocent of Wonderland slayings for mine,,,fuck you eddie nash ).,,

Let the bidding begin.

Tournament Final 9 are the epi.centre of the universe and being owned for the next 6 months by guys who semi.post here with semi.hard.ons whilst mulit.tabling play money and various euro.porn sites are the dux nutz and will prosper similar to jimmy hart and his WWE foundation PRIOR to the vince macMahon days and post Hulk selling out and doing the reality tv show.

PS.. Royal Flush GP...what are your business negotiating and management credentials...and..are your contracts binding in all states territories and islands worldwide....OR...are u susceptible to having players doin a Tiffany Michele circa 2008 on yo ass ( minus the eating of fries at table and calling clock THE MOMENT you are on feature table and have a stack of 314k that beggesr the question whose cock did you hoover during the break when the rest of us were deep deep in discussion re: what he did on the turn that made NO sense and how can he call ME in that spot, bro )

[TurnRiva]

What companies will you be working with?